A lunch bell chimes, causing a swarm of hungry four-armed bipedal aliens to pour into the complex’s cafeteria. They slide up to the food serving counters while keeping their eyes on the clock, which lists only an hour of lunch time left before their next shift begins. These creatures, known as Gorkons, possess huge upper…
…………………………………. "Bllrr-frrbll! Order, gathered guests. Order!" Xis Excellency, Councilbeing Lorvon the Third, slaps a large grav-table with one of xis fifteen tendril-like appendages. The alien being, a creature lacking eyes but possessing an enhanced sense of smell, twitches xis sixteen face-proboscis erratically as xe blurbles out the order for the meeting to commence. All around…
It’s been a couple weeks and I’m still here on Earth, that pathetic mudhole the higher-ups are preparing to excavate. This planet is absolutely LOADED with diamonds, gold, and dirt! Wow, you would not believe how much dirt this planet has. We’re gonna strike it rich! But that’s not why I’m writing you. Nah, I…
