The Cryopod to Hell Classic is the original version of TCTH, written based on the original writing prompts, expanded into a full series, with 490 chapters of fun adventures. However, it is extremely flawed, with paper thin characters and plotlines that don’t resolve properly. It abruptly ends at the finale of Route C, and was never finished with a proper ending. Classic is best read after Refresh so you can appreciate where the story came from. As its own story, Classic has too many flaws for anyone to recommend reading first.
April 2nd, 2117 "You’re… joking… right?" I felt myself take a step back in horror, my body moving almost of its own accord as my mind was unable to respond coherently. "He passed away an hour ago. Despite our best efforts, we couldn’t save him. He’s gone, original." J3-21 stared at my face with a…
So much has happened. I’m still trying to process it. I teleport onto the Mothership, inside of the bridge that overlooks the front of the ship, my heart heavy as my mind lingers on various things. Stonewall is dead. Daisy is missing, as is ‘Silver’. I can’t locate either one of them with wordsmithing. Wordsmithing…
I walked forwards a couple steps, waving my hands through the area where Daisy had been standing. For some reason, I had almost hoped that she would still be there, but perhaps invisible or something. She was not. My location ability allows me to find someone anywhere in any place or any other dimension. It’s…
"I’m so proud of you. You have advanced so far in so little time." Ben beamed at the young woman sitting across from him. "I remember when your uncle brought you in, those early years. You cried a lot and we were all worried you wouldn’t be able to control your abilities, but look at…
Zeus flexed his fingers as he stared at the energy rippling through his arms. "Unbelievable." The cosmic archangel, Gabriel, chuckled at his king’s surprise. "I don’t know why we didn’t realize it before." "We should have encouraged fanatical religion all along. Fewer members, but the concentration is unparalleled." Zeus smiled widely as he furrowed his…
"You owe me." I stepped into the room with a cocky smile aimed right at Stonewall. Stonewall turned and glowered at me. "Owe you? Unlikely." Daisy also seemed unfazed. "You healed my uncle? I thought you weren’t going to?" "I was testing you. I healed him on the way here, just before we teleported down….
"Heal him? You want me to heal him?" "Yes! Only you have the ability to do so!" The young girl stared at me with bated breath as she waited for my response. Daisy, yes, that was her name. She is the most powerful Enforcer on Earth, given the number of abilities Agent X has told…
The lighting in the room was very dim. The lights were so low that if Daisy didn’t have the special vision types granted by her superhuman abilities, she might not even be able to see her uncle’s face from the two or three feet that she sat from him. His breath came in shallow bursts,…
Satan smirked as he held the metal band in his grasp, noting with disinterest the small metallic circle in the center of it. It resembled a wristwatch, but without a face to tell time. "You’re very good at jokes." He chuckled as he dangled it in midair daintily with two fingers. "What is this? I…
Silver felt his hands shaking slightly as he waited in the lobby of the New Bohemian Grove resort. Things were going well, of course, but one could never be too sure of their security these days. Especially when it came to maintaining his grip on power and a secure lifestyle, whilst placating those above him….
